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Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Tee

Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Just because your thighs save lives, doesn’t mean your pecs don’t also deserve some respect.

Our Thick Thigh Rescue Squad emblem is screen printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001C short sleeve t-shirt which is a crowd favorite. Made with side seams for added structure & retail fit, all-gender sizing, and shoulder taping, the Thick Thigh Rescue Squad tee is everyone’s favorite shirt. Get yours before someone else does!

NOTE: Some images are mock-ups to show where the design is located on the garment without white background. Image will not appear flat when the hoodie is worn on an individual with breasts.

Product Specs

- 4.2 oz.
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Retail fit

- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk

Size Chart & Fit Guide


For those that identify as male, this tee will fit with some wiggle room using your regular size. Choose 1 size up if going for a more oversized feel.

For those that identify as female, this tee will have a slight oversized feel using your regular size.

For those that are gender non-conforming, please use the measurement guide and your fit preferences to choose your appropriate size.


Because we have a variety of fabric types at FF5, there is not a one-size-fits-all way to care for your pieces, but here are a couple of tips:
• If your piece has a drawstring, tie it in a knot before you wash it so the string doesn't get lost in that black hole it sits in.
• If you are buying a bright or neon colored piece, don't wash it with your best tightie whities the first time around.
• If you bought a piece with some rad screen printing on it, turn the garment inside out, wash it in cold water and on a gentle cycle. Don't abuse the durability of the print and garment the first week you've had it.
• Try to use eco-friendly detergents because they are better for Mother Earth and will still get the sweat stink of the armpit areas and the great down under.

Returns & Exchanges

Free returns within 30 days of purchase. You can return your product for store credit or an exchange. For more information, click here.

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