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Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Crewneck

Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Crewneck

Regular price $65.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $65.00 USD
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Sometimes a hood can feel a bit like a cape and if capes aren’t your thing, you can still save lives with Thick Thighs in our crewneck

Our gender non-conforming Midweight Pigment Dyed Crewneck has individual and unique vintage character that is accomplished during the garment dying process. Made with ultra soft cotton/polyester blend fleece, these garments are as comfortable as they are eye-catching. The premium ring-spun cotton is smooth and provides a stable fabric surface for the Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Emblem. Completed with quality construction, jersey-lined hood, sewn eyelets, and 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband in a standard all-gender fit.

NOTE: Image is a mock-up to show where the design is located on the garment. Design is screen printed with the highest quality and appears near-identical to mock-up, but image will not appear flat when the hoodie is worn on an individual with breasts.

Product Specs

- 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
- Ring spun cotton
- 100% cotton 30 singles face yarn
- Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- Twill neck tape
- 1 x 1 ribbing at neck, cuffs and waistband
- Standard fit

Size Chart & Fit Guide


For those that identify as male, this crewneck will fit with some wiggle room using your regular size. Choose 1 size up if going for a more oversized feel.

For those that identify as female, this crewneck will have an oversized feel using your regular size

For those that are gender non-conforming, the sizes are based on inches. Use your measurements and fit preferences to determine the size you want.


Because we have a variety of fabric types at FF5, there is not a one-size-fits-all way to care for your pieces, but here are a couple of tips:
• If your piece has a drawstring, tie it in a knot before you wash it so the string doesn't get lost in that black hole it sits in.
• If you are buying a bright or neon colored piece, don't wash it with your best tightie whities the first time around.
• If you bought a piece with some rad screen printing on it, turn the garment inside out, wash it in cold water and on a gentle cycle. Don't abuse the durability of the print and garment the first week you've had it.
• Try to use eco-friendly detergents because they are better for Mother Earth and will still get the sweat stink of the armpit areas and the great down under.

Returns & Exchanges

Free returns within 30 days of purchase. You can return your product for store credit or an exchange. For more information, click here.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Wendy De Leon
Comfy, stylish and goes with everything!

Very pleased with the quality, it’s true to size and the wash is perfect! I wear this sweater everywhere!
Every time I wear it I receive compliments. I’ll be buying more!